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It’s that time of year again! We love the holiday season and we especially love the Christmas-time holidays in FarmVille.

FarmVille Freak Cheryll sent us her version of T’was the Night Before Christmas- FarmVille style!  Thank you FarmVille Freak Cheryll! We love showcasing FarmVille Freaks’ farms, artwork, videos, poetry, and all the other fun stuff that you create. If you have something that you’d like to see on FarmVilleFreak.com send an email to farmgoddess@farmvillefreak.com to be featured on our site.

While my hubby watched Star Wars for the 100th time!!!!! ….and my FarmVille would not post, I stopped and took out my frustration with a poem. My friends thought I should send it to Zynga, but, PFFTTT….I’d rather send it to you. So here is my version of T’was the Night Before Christmas. – FarmVille Freak Cheryll

FarmVille Freak Flying4life's Christmas 2011 Farm (Click to Enlarge)

T’was the Night Before Christmas: In FarmVille

T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house
The only sound was the click of my ‘mouse’.
Hurry, finish the harvests, the breeding, the quests,
For tomorrow arrives a house full of guests.

The household was peaceful, all asleep in their beds
But the quest wants more planting to push me ahead.
The pop-ups keep coming, a new costume, a cap,
More lumber, more begging… I’m needing a nap!

When out of the speaker there came such a clatter
I asked friends on my wall if they knew what was the matter.
I was frantically typing, my fingers moved like a flash
They were all saying that FarmVille was ready to crash.

A fourth farm? Quests, and buildings, and changing to snow
Aviary‘s, zoos, orchards were making it slow.
Find room for a pen, a buildable, lost deer,
I finally make room …a new popup appears.

I upgraded Google, downloaded new Flash,
Oh look there’s new horses, I need FV Cash.
More rapid than eagles the requests from friends came,
I clicked, and I sent out to every friend name.

More feed, water, nails, more logs, stones, re quests in,
(One more ram dud, and I’ll use him for sheepskin).
To the last of the quests and the posts on the wall
Now click away, click away, click away all.

Expansions, sync errors, gnomes, grab a tree,
Please help me to reach Level 3 Mastery.
The time is soon passing, my fingers they flew,
With the clicking of gifts and requests back for you.

And then, in a twinkling, I clicked the last roof,
The stable was finished right to the last hoof!
I poured some more coffee and watched for the next round
But from my speakers there came not a sound.

A pop-up was showing a new Golden Elf,
I smiled when I saw it inspite of myself.
“Merry Christmas from FarmVille” was all that it said,
I found myself wondering what quest was ahead.

I spoke not a word, but went back to the work,
Of planting and gifting, and I gave a shirk.
I planted my trees in nice even rows,
That’s when it happened….FarmVille froze.

I sprang from my chair, clenched my fist, gave a whistle,
My ‘click’ finger hurt like it hit on a thistle.
I was heard to exclaim as I logged out for the night,
“For Christmas dear Zynga, I want it done right!”

What’s your favorite part about the holiday season in FarmVille? 

If you like the song  “Billionaire” by Travie McCoy featuring Bruno Mars and farming then you will like this FarmVille spoof.

FarmVille Freak Stephen E. Wireman has altered the lyrics of “Billionaire” with a FarmVille theme.  Stephen had been Youtubing FarmVille songs and saw that there wasn’t one for Billionaire so he decided to give it a try and create his own FarmVille Billionaire spoof.

FarmVille Freak loves featuring stuff like this! My personal favorite lines,

“I’ll be plowing plots with the President
Sending unwanted items to his delegates
Then I’ll compliment him on his Farmville decorating etiquette”

FarmVille Billionaire by FarmVille Freak Stephen E. Wireman:

I wanna be a  Farmville billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the items I’ve never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Zynga Magazine
Smiling next to Lexilicious and the Farmville team

[Chorus]

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my Farm in the spotlight
A new friend adds me every night oh
I swear Facebook better prepare
For when I’m a Farmville billionaire

Yeah I would have a show like Lexilicious
I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
Posting up my wish list
I’d probably pull an Old lady with to many cats bit
And adopt a bunch of lonely animals that ain’t never been harvested
Give away a few gift cards like here lady, have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last Farmville gift request
Its been a couple months since I’ve helped neighbors so
You can call me Gnome Claus minus the flash player crashes yo!
I’d probably visit where Zynga is
And hand out more Farmville cards than they ever did
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own barn animal theme music

[Chorus]

Oh every time I close my eyesI see my farm in the spotlight
A new friend adds me every night oh
I swear Facebook better prepare
For when I’m a Farmville billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Farmville Billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Farmville Billionaire

I’ll be plowing plots with the President
Sending unwanted items to his delegates
Then I’ll compliment him on his Farmville decorating etiquette
Toss a couple gift cards in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the 7eleven codes completely separate
And yeah I’ll be in a whole new neighbor bracket
We in recession but let me take a plow at it
I’ll probably take whatevers left to fertilize and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple empty plots to dig up
And not a single neighbor around me would know what coinless was
spending good sleeping soundly
I know we farmaddicts have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your farmville empty wallet
And put it in the air and sing

I wanna be a Farmville billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the items I’ve never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Zynga magazine
Smiling next to Lexilicious and the Farmville team

[Chorus] I wanna be a Farmville billionaire so frickin bad!

If you have any FarmVille inspired music, art, video, or other FarmVille inspired creations send your submissions to farmgoddess@farmvillefreak.com and we may feature them on FarmVille Freak.

It’s been one year of virtual farming for some of us original FarmVille farmers. One year is a considerably long time to play and a lot of dedication. If you are like FarmVille Freak SuzyQ you may feel like you’ve given some of the “best months of your life” to all that clicking that plowing, planting, and harvesting requires.

Check out her ode to FarmVille below!

(SUNG TO THE TUNE OF ♫♫♫♫ ROCK & R0LL, I GAVE YOU THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE…♫♫♫♫ )

I can still remember
When I bought my first brown cow
I remember just how good the feeling was
when I proudly learned to plow..
And I played with friends a thousand times
Many I really didn’t know…
Thought I could beat this game & gonna be a star

I bought all the sheep & chickens
And I played right through the fall
I bought the pigs & barn, the tacky gifts – I tried to collect them all
And I sat by my computer
Winning every ribbon that they ever made
And I watched my levels grow,
And every glitch, lost my bits, & crops decayed

FarmVille I gave you
All the best months of my life
All the many hours & endless days & days
All the harvesting late at night
I was so busy on my computer clicking and cursing you
While you were changing your direction
I never even knew
That I was always one step behind you

And Summer’s almost here now
Well it came around so soon
But I was really making headway
Buying villas like a tycoon
And I must have played
To earn the wildest stuff ever been displayed
I have photos of my kids, but of my farm, I’ve more
I just thought I had it made

FarmVille I gave you
All the best months of my life
All the many hours & endless days & days
All the harvesting late at night
I was so busy on my computer clicking and cursing you
While you were changing your direction
I never even knew
That I was always one step behind you

(FarmVille Freak SuzyQ)

A Farmville Poem by FarmVille Freak Rhonda Black (Blondster104)

Farmville, Farmville,
Hear my pleas.
Farmville, Farmville,
I implore you please.

I really need a bigger farm.
Got no room for another barn.
Sold lots of animals to make some room.
Looked real good but got full to soon.

Got no room for all I need.
Got no room to sow my seeds.
Got no room to rake my leaves.
Guess I’ll have to sell my trees.

Farmville, You know
that I’m your biggest fan.
Come on Farmville
and please give some land!

Thanks for sharing FVFreak Blondester104!

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