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*NEW* FarmVille Freak Poetry Corner!
Howdy FarmVille Freak Farmers,
“A new contest arises from the ashes. Get out that dusty pad of paper, grab a pen, and let your imagination run wild. Why not put your addiction to use, and get a prize in the process. This will be a monthly contest with prizes each month. While the gift mode is still available, if and when it goes away we will find something new to gift you!”
The winning poem will also be displayed for everyone to see!
Rules:
- Must be more than 200 and less than 500 words.
- Cannot contain profanity or obscene gestures.
- Must be in some way pertaining to farmville and the theme for the month.
- Does not necessarily have to have any form, or ryhme.
Other than that have fun and lets see how much talent our Farmville Freaks have!
This months theme will be “A Farmville Christmas!”
Grand Prize is a Brand New Manor!
All submissions need to be submitted by Friday, December 18th.
Please submit all entries to farmgoddess@farmvillefreak.com
Thanks and enjoy!
FarmDecorMaster
Posted on December 11th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Does anyone want to see my poem/song i sorta made up?
On the 12th day of FARM-MAS my true love gave to me….
12 Ornament Trees (I and II)
11 Topiaries
10 Bulls A-mating
9 Snowladies Dancing
8 Bov1ne 09′s A-milking
7 Giant Snowflakes
6 Mystery Boxes
5 Golden Gnomes
4 Gifted Presents
3 Vehicles A-Planting
2 Tiny Lambs
1 Holiday tree for my 100 presents
Posted on December 11th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
no sonnets?
Posted on December 11th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Aw! as in a poem? well ok =D
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 12:01 am
200 to 500 words? That’s a long poem.
The majority of poems are about 8-16 lines.
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 12:35 am
Deck the farm with gingerman arches
falalalala lalalala
Get some candycanes from market
falalalala lalalala
Hitch a sleigh up to the reindeer,
falala lalala la la la
Get some presents from your neighbors
falalalala lala la la
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 12:48 am
Pujols, the Clumsy Reindeer,
had a red strap-on nose.
And stuck in side his antlers,
Was a string of lights that glow.
All of the other reindeer,
were gifted to me by my friends,
Then there’s the lame old Pujols,
Wandered off the farm again.
Then one crow-infested day,
My neighbor came to say,
Pujols use that slingshot nose,
And we’ll scare those crows away!
Now all the farmers love him,
And they fertilize my crops for me,
because the very best thing about Pujols,
Is that we don’t have to paaaaaaaaaaay F V!!!!!!! (he’s free!)
add me people. grahm2.0@gmail.com
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 1:23 am
Christmas in Farmville was coming up fast
Santa Clause would be coming at last
A blanket of snow had covered the ground
Beautiful Christmas lights hung all around
Poinsettias growing through new-fallen snow
Ponds that had frozen right near the chateau
Sparkling trees with gifts piled below
A sleigh and eight reindeer all ready to go
Cattle and chickens kept watch on the sky
Hoping to see Old Saint Nick flying by
Dear Santa’s workshop worked hard to prepare
A mountain of gifts for all the farmers to share
The reindeer in training practiced all day
Hoping someday they’d be picked for the sleigh
The cows were all huddled safe in the barn
The coop full of chickens just trying to keep warm
Sooner or later they all fell asleep
The lamb curled with its mother, her wool soft and deep
Not one single creature that Christmas Eve night
Did waken to witness when Santa took flight
They slept through till morning so peacefully there
And woke to the sounds of carols in the air
Though the words, by the animals, were not understood
The spirit of Christmas was felt and was good
A warm fire glowed and they all gathered round
While Christmas bells rang, a most beautiful sound
does anyone like this?
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 1:28 am
Are multiple entries allowed?
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 1:33 am
Hey Jen:
I would vote on your poem being the winner hands down, awesome!
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 2:33 am
this competition is awsome i’m loving it
i could always do with more neighbours so add me here’s me facebook
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?filter=lf#/profile.php?ref=name&id=541582995
if that link doesn’t work just search jacob walton
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 3:01 am
add me as neighbor guys:) im level 46
erenyilmaz85@hotmail.com
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 4:47 am
the best thing is here when i am winning
the manor is for me when i succeeding
XD like it
)
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 4:59 am
Pujols, the Clumsy Reindeer,
had a red strap-on nose.
whose pujols?
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 6:09 am
Good job guys! Make sure you subit your entries via e-mail to farmgoddess@farmvillefreak.com so I may review them.
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 6:21 am
Jen your poem is really good.
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 11:19 am
t’was the night before x-mas and all round the farm ….were the ducks and the chickens making noise in the barn…….the lights had been hung.. from thier poles round the edge….. my wife and i had crawled into bed….when out from the farm.. there came such a clatter … i sprang to my feet to see what’s a matter… threw open the curtain tore open the sash.. and got such a shock… i started to laugh.. to what did my wonderous eyes did show up… but 8 clumsy reindeer hitched to a beer truck…with a little elf nome who looked like a hick… but i knew it was santa …as tight as a tick….he staggereed and reeled and fell to the ground….and i couldn’t help laugh as he rolled around…he got to his feet and went to my tree… and placed alot of presents there for me…. he walked my farm … and fed my plants … he milked my cows ….and hiked up his pants… he nodded to me and waved goodby…. he hopped on his truck and took one last try at catching a glimpse of me and my wife … as he flew away you could hear him say MERRY X-MAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 11:42 am
just an F.Y.I. It says send them to farmgoddess, not post them here.
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 11:46 am
check out my farm
http://s924.photobucket.com/albums/ad86/cookin-mike/?action=view¤t=untitled.jpg
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Thank Linda and baretta!
@ farmdecormaster – I sent mine to farmgoddess, just thought i’d post it for fun
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
can you guys add me plz i need more neighbors and will send gifts daily
thx
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Ive sent this to farmgoddess … postin it here as we;ll .. hope u lyk it
A SNOWY FARM
As the snow falls
Outside the Manor’s Grand Halls
The Reindeers come galloping in
And what with them do they bring ?
They bring Santa’s presents, wrapped in blue and red
At which I gaze , before going to bed
I wonder , if the presents will cause any glee
Yes it will, If it is FarmCash or XP !
But they left the holiday gate ajar !
So the Bull came riding from afar !
He yeilded a cute baby calf
And it made us all laugh !
Oh, but the chickens ! Wont THEY feel Cold ?
No .. coz they have the Chicken Coop … Lo ! Behold !
As we sing those melodious Christmas Carols
Snow fills up those wooden troughs and barrels
The green pastures are filled up with snow !
When will we see green again , I dont know !
But we can collect those snowflakes,
And make the odd Snowmen !
While waiting for the Mystery Eggs
Laid fresh from the Hen
We go to the odd neigbours farm
To fertilize and to shoo ….
We need the XP from it
We want it , We DO !!
The lighted hedges indicate
That Santa won’t be late !
So be good , if you will ….
Santa can make your stocking fill !
As the 25th comes near !
We send presents to our dear
So thank you FarmVille Freaks !
For gifting me this Manor Here !
Posted on December 12th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
A SNOWY FARM
As the snow falls
Outside the Manor’s Grand Halls
The Reindeers come galloping in
And what with them do they bring ?
They bring Santa’s presents, wrapped in blue and red
At which I gaze , before going to bed
I wonder , if the presents will cause any glee
Yes it will, If it is FarmCash or XP !
But they left the holiday gate ajar !
So the Bull came riding from afar !
He yeilded a cute baby calf
And it made us all laugh !
Oh, but the chickens ! Wont THEY feel Cold ?
No .. coz they have the Chicken Coop … Lo ! Behold !
As we sing those melodious Christmas Carols
Snow fills up those wooden troughs and barrels
The green pastures are filled up with snow !
When will we see green again , I dont know !
But we can collect those snowflakes,
And make the odd Snowmen !
While waiting for the Mystery Eggs
Laid fresh from the Hen
We go to the odd neigbours farm
To fertilize and to shoo ….
We need the XP from it
We want it , We DO !!
The lighted hedges indicate
That Santa won’t be late !
So be good , if you will ….
Santa can make your stocking fill !
As the 25th comes near !
We send presents to our dear
So thank you FarmVille Freaks !
For gifting me this Manor Here !
Posted on December 13th, 2009 at 2:56 am
well this is my entry plz tell me what you think is it any good??
The snow crackled beneath my feet with each careful step I took,
Although being as quiet as possible each move I made caused the reindeer to stir and grunt in annoyance as I made my way through the snow crystallised poinsettia I had planted just a few hours earlier.
I watched the night sky for hope of seeing Cringle fly past on a red and white sleigh,
Past the chicken coop I drifted, head bent back trying to see every part of the starlit sky. Over the fences and through all the trees, each of which stood buzzing now with the twinkling festive lights I had so eagerly bought.
No sign yet, not a clunk of his boots on the pearl white snow,
Not a shout
nor a yell
nor a ho ho ho.
The clock ran midnight and I lay, dismayed.
“He hadn’t come,” I whispered to myself
No jolly laugh,
No jolly grin,
No jolly Christmas was to begin.
I sat silently on my wooden bench, my arms were numb and my feet we close to follow, the black cat I had found sat in front of me its little whiskers twitching in the cold. It meowed,
And leapt on my lap in one giant leap,
It curled up tight and fell fast asleep.
I gave it a stroke and left it to purr, I sat back, my head to the sky and wondered if Cringle is real or just something my parents made up, something to get all the boys and all the girls to behave for a day, or two at the most.
Suddenly a crunch, the absolute perfect kind of crunch, one not to small but not to big, “Its him,” I yelled
“Its him at last,”
I jumped from the spot, the black cat ran inside, startled by the sudden commotion.
I ran through the fields, I knew exactly where he’d be,
Past all of the trees,
Past all of the ponds,
Past all of the cows who mooed from beyond,
Past all of the sheep,
Past all of the goats,
Tonight was sure to be one to note.
I arrived at last to my hideaway cottage. I stopped and peered round the corner, he was there just as they described him. All fat and smiley
and a huge red sack
that was strung on his back.
He turned and spotted me and gave me a wink,
And then he was gone what was I to think.
I ran to my Christmas tree,
And low and behold,
One hundred presents lay tucked in the cold,
So that is my Farmville story and poem,
A hundred presents all shiny and new,
So merry Christmas to all,
And merry Christmas to you.
Posted on December 13th, 2009 at 4:26 am
Farmille oh Farmville it takes me away from what i am hearing on the news everyday, you see in old ireland the land isnt good theres floods and theres mayhem and sodden old spuds!! but not in my famville im coming along im on level 30 and happy and strong my animals plenty, my flowers in bloom, I even got rid of a noisy old tomb!! so hopefully now u will like my poem and i may recieve a beautful home..x
Posted on December 13th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Hey do you guys really think there gonna get rid of the gifting option????
Posted on December 13th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
what if i have already a manor? and if i won can i change the prize? aha
Posted on December 13th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
what if i have already a manor? and if i won can i change the prize? aha!
Posted on December 14th, 2009 at 1:00 am
I am not posting mine. It is a secret and I sent it to farmgoddess and it will win !!
Posted on December 14th, 2009 at 2:01 am
Santa allowed the reindeers to go on vacation this holiday season (except for 1 to guide them) and the farmville animals volunteered to do the deed in the gift distribution with Santa!
Baby elephant said “I am strong and could help with the load”.
The horse said ” I am a seasoned traveler and could help with the navigation”.
The goat said “It is the time of giving and I am giving my time to volunteer!”.
The cows said “We volunteer to spread some cheer!”.
The white sheep said ” I want to help!”.
The Black sheep said “I want to help, too!”.
The pig said ” Oink, Oink! Let me lead the way!”.
Holiday with Santa would never be the same!!!
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j193/jalbunator/xmasfv5.jpg
Posted on December 14th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Does a song count as a poem?
Posted on December 14th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
jen. i really like yours.. will vote for you if you get picked!!
Posted on December 15th, 2009 at 3:01 am
thnx Liju!
Posted on December 15th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Dude how did you dress your avatar up in the game????????? please tell us i want to know
Posted on December 15th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Check It Out!!!
Tell Me If You Like It!
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the farm, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We’re farming all night.
Walking in a Farmville wonderland.
Gone away is the old wool,
Here to stay is a new bull
He sings the theme song,
As we farm along,
Walking in a Farmville wonderland.
In the gifts tab we can send a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He’ll say: Are you farmin’?
We’ll say: Ya man,
But you can do my job
When you’re in town.
Later on, we’ll harvest,
all the crops that grow the fastest
To face unafraid,
The plants that we’ve made,
Walking in a Farmville wonderland.
In the gifts tab we can send a snowman,
And pretend that he’s a circus clown
We’ll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until the other farmers knock him down.
When it snows, ain’t it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We’ll frolic and play, the Farmville way,
Walking in a Farmville wonderland.
-Ryan
Posted on December 16th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Twas the night before harvest,
And all I could plow,
was a single strawberry,
And I didnt know how!
I begged and I pleaded for neighbors to come,
Not a single accepted,
Not even one…
So I wished and I hoped for the cottage at best,
For my tired little farmer needed her rest!
So I gave all the gifts,
And the gifts started coming,
I upgraded my farm,
And the neighbors came running!
Now that my farmer is feeling quite posh,
She’s about to reach mastery for pattypan squash!
With all of my reindeer,
and all of snow,
I now am a true farmer,
With a REAL farm to show!
Merry Farming!!
http://apps.facebook.com/onthefarm/index.php?ref=rewardPage
Posted on December 18th, 2009 at 7:09 am
Here’s my attempt:
‘Twas the night before Christmas and the farmer was sad
‘Cause the presents from Zynga had been terribly bad.
For weeks he’d collected the gifts for his tree,
Wondering and guessing just what they would be.
This morning he woke to begin the fun,
Of opening his presents, every last one!
He felt they’d be great, he hoped he’d be right,
But, the first ten were chickens, all of them white!
The next twenty were worse, they made him quite mad,
‘Cause each one contained a Zynga game ad.
Then he got cows, twelve in a row,
Eight barrels, six sheep, and what do you know –
He got three wood piles, and a big wooden crate,
Then thirty hay bales, in colors he’d hate.
He was starting to worry and starting to fret,
This wasn’t the stuff he was hoping to get.
The next three were trees, all of them lime,
And then two more ads, for FishVille this time!
The last four were horses, depressing indeed,
‘Cause it was more junk which he just didn’t need.
Later that evening, while tending his farm,
He looked in his tree (what was the harm?)
He was shocked when he saw another gift there,
He hoped it was great – that would only be fair!!
So he clicked on the gift, and it started to flash,
And opened to show, a big pile of cash.
So now he was happy, as he went off to bed,
For visions of animals, to dance in his head.
Posted on December 19th, 2009 at 12:18 am
A Very FarmVille Christmas (Or, A Visit From St. Zynga)
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except for my mouse.
The presents were still stacked in bags by the door
Where I’d dropped them at midnight, five hours before.
Christmas had snuck up. My favorite season
Was practically over. (And I knew the reason.)
The kids hadn’t woken when home late I moped in
With presents from Wal-Mart, the only place open.
When from my computer there sounded a beep –
A neighbor in FarmVille just sent me a sheep!
I clicked on the link and accepted the mutton
And opened my gifts with a push of the button.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a stray little calf and a clumsy reindeer!
A Mystery Box! A Holiday Tree!
My inbox was loaded with goodies for me!
Toy soldiers, an igloo, a gingerbread man!
A snow globe! Poinsettias! A tiny new lamb!
A workshop! And string lights! A sled gold and green!
I pulled up my chair and zoomed in on the screen.
The toys, how they twinkled! The colors, how merry!
But suddenly, then, as I picked rice and berries
There came a new update! my heart skipped a beat:
A layer of pure snow to blanket the wheat!
I harvested quickly and laid down the white
And saw that my farm was a winter delight.
My fences looked lost on this pale new land,
But new dark blue railings would really look grand.
A dusting of snow and of lights on the barn
Gave a shimmering glow to the goats on the farm.
And, really, you can’t grow blueberries in snow,
so most of my fertilized plots had to go.
My own little acres looked peaceful and calm,
A few happy cluckings from chickens and swans.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard down the hall
The quick pitter-patter of tiny footfalls.
I sprang from my chair, just a trifle unsteady.
Holy Bejeebers! It’s morning already??
My kids stopped, confused, at the bleat of a goat,
And at me, bundled up in my hat, scarf and coat.
“Why are you dressed up? Have you been outside?”
My mind whirled and worked and I suddenly cried:
“Santa got stuck on the rooftop somehow.
He called me to help him! He just flew off now!”
“Run upstairs and see if he’s still here!” And then
I grabbed all their presents and hid in the den.
The bags were torn open and dumped on the floor.
I wrapped and I tagged and I tossed through the door.
“It’s Christmas!” they called out. “We want presents now!”
And tackled their gifts underneath the green boughs.
“Too bad we missed Santa!” my little ones said.
“Merry Christmas,” I answered. “I’m going to bed.”
Posted on December 21st, 2009 at 3:24 am
Planting in the snow
In a fast and steady way
Farmville is the way to go
Farming every day!
Christmas Eve, can’t wait
Dreaming here tonight
Opening the one hundred gifts
Under my tree, so bright.
Clumsy deer, Clumsy deer
Watch out over there
O, there goes my Christmas lights
And a elf gnome in the air!
Can’t I open them now?
I can’t wait any more!
I’m waiting in my lodge
Cause it’s freezing outdoors!
I don’t know how plants grow
When it is so very cold
But Farmville has it’s mysteries
With Christmas as we’re told.
What a Cow, What a Cow
Look right over there
She walked into a snow pile
Now all you see is her rare!
What are we planting now?
I can’t click any more.
Just adopted a cow
I can’t buy them no more.
There’s snow all over the ground
Another gift to receive
But can’t place it under my tree
I’m not going to leave
I’m a Freak, I’m a Freak
I’m a Farmville Freak
I seriously can’t wait
For Christmas so I can peak!
Now I have special gifts
They can’t fit under the tree
Do you get me drift?
And all of them were Free
Can’t wait till Christmas Eve
I just can not wait to see!
If we are able to believe
With Farmville’s Christmas tree!
Click Click please, Click Click please
Add more room to my tree
I have more presents to save
And Open on Christmas Eve!
Happy Holidays FarmvilleFreak.com!
Posted on January 12th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
For Valentines Day
My husband.. so sweet
Bought Visa paid Farmcash
For ME as a treat!
In a flowered covered box to My surprise
Was Little Roses of Ice and Fire,
And A chicken coop made from real wire!
There was also a note :
That was The last 30.00 that Your Game will see,
All the FV cash will From Now on be purchased my Me!
I think of you And miss you everyday:
It seems Farmville has taken you away!
Happy Valentines Day!
Posted on January 15th, 2011 at 1:05 am
Christmas is still all over Farmville , I see
People get lazy, But no Not me!
I have taken away all of those lights and that crazy snow!
Valentines is coming, so all of the presents have got to go!
It’s time for me to get ready to plant my roses ,
and store the deer with the red noses!
My Little Animal covered farm is really the best ,
And My avatar is always very well dressed!
I have co op’s to gain xp’s and always Make Gold!
“It is better than other jobs”, is what I am Told!
There is also crafting which adds to the charm
Neighbors come bringing gifts and help out the farm,
As the calender changes so does My Farm,
That is what gives it Most of it’s charm!
Incase you stopp by And I’m not there ,
Please don’t let Ross,My dog,give you a scare!
I wonder when I will Get My very 1st valentine?
I have good neighbors that will be getting mine!
Happy Valentines to all of My Friends that play ,
And Send a Valentine for me to Tuck away!