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Are you addicted to FarmVille? 25 Signs you might be.
Unigamesity.com compiled a list of “25 Signs Your’re Addicted to FarmVille”. Read below to self-check your own level of addiction.
If you have more than 10, then you might call yourself a FarmVille Freak addict. Read below.
25 Signs You’re Addicted to FarmVille
1. You consider quitting your real job and get a real farm instead.
2. You know by hard the harvest times of most of the crops (can I hear strawberries?)
3. You fertilize your own mother every day.
4. …she does the same!
5. You wake up earlier than normal every morning just to harvest and replant before you go to work
6. You know there’s a real town called FarmVille.
7. You now plan to visit that town as soon as possble.
8. At least once you have lied that you have something “really important” to do just to harvest your crops.
9. You no longer care about your pet dog since there are none in FarmVille.
10. But you plan to buy seven cats instead.
11. Then brush them every three days to get some extra money
12. You use to spend a couple of hours to design your farm and once you’re finished, you let all your friends know about it.
13. The next day you completely redesign it because you realize it doesn’t look cool
14. You’re starting to have more pictures of your FarmVille farm than of your loved one.
15. Dang! You forgot you had a loved one!
16. You dream about your farm at night
17. You’ve got a document on your desktop with the names of the most active friends to send gifts to.
18. You have at least one neighbor to whom you don’t want to send gifts anymore because their farm is already too impressive.
19. You really believe that you can build a horse stable using horseshoes and harnesses.
20. You look outside every now and then to see if there’s a new lonely bull in your farm.
21. You find yourself admiring real life crops while driving.
22. You calculate how much XP and coins you’d gain if you’d harvest them.
23. Then you realize that your land filled with strawberries is really a lot better!
24. You smiled while reading this list and agreed with at least five of the signs.
25. You’re going to Digg, Tweet and share this article on Facebook with your friends – since most of your friends are FarmVille addicts, too!(Source: Unigamesity)
Some of them are pretty accurate!
What sign of FarmVille addiction would you add to the list?
Tags: 25 signs you're addicted to farmville, farmville, farmville addiction, farmville freak, unigamesity
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 9:44 pm
First, too true!
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 9:47 pm
You forgot to add that when you walk through the produce section in the store you say ” hey I just harvested those pineapples how did they get here so fast”.
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 9:56 pm
I love this list, it is soooooooo funnnny, and sadly, soooo true, but farmville is a great game and i cant get enough of it. I always buy fcash, get the newest animals, i am in level 63 and now what do i do, i search for wandering stallions all day to produce special foals for all my neighbours to give them a new home, i have too many foals, dont want any anymore but i still have fun giving others things they like, that makes me happy, do my dishes not get washed because i could miss a wandering stallion, yes of course, but the stallion could be gone if i wash the dishes, the dishes will still be there later
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Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 10:16 pm
funny and some of them are dead on…like #8 I know I have done that lots of times!!! HA HA HA!!!
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 10:19 pm
i dreamed about my farm at night,… can’t help it
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 10:20 pm
Haha, I thought I was the only one that kept a list of people to send gifts too! I know which ones are reliable
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Rawa ..can i add you to be my neighbour???
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 11:07 pm
I’ve looked at trees an gone *click* in my head…. Gaahhhhh
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Ha ha oh so true!
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 11:20 pm
Have you ever been in Lowes and think: oh I would need shears to finish my collection! I have…
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Number 26. Every tree you see reminds you of one in FV, especially bare oaks – spooky trees !
Posted on April 1st, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Yeah, so true that i’m totally addicted to FV for the last 6 months but now i dunno…i’m lvl 63 and i’m getting BORED with it, i’m tired clicking 400+ plots, tired harvesting animals and trees, tired clicking mystery eggs through feeds, tired visiting neighbors to fertilized crops, tired of ” out of sync issue ” , tired accepting and sending gifts…..Ok this is how i feel right now, maybe i should have a break….
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 12:34 am
BUSTED!! Thats me…haha…It’s so crazy but I love the game
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 12:49 am
DogssSS?? sure, if anyone wants a farmvile junky as neighbour or just wants a few foals, always happy to meet new people,
ramona wale (picture of leopard on profile) level 63
AND TOTALLY ADDICTED SO JOIN ME AND LETS BE ADDICTED TOGETHER YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 12:53 am
“You fertilize your own mother every day” now that sounds sick and perverted or is it just me?
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 12:53 am
Arthus, we all hae the same problem, collecting sucks, out of sync sucks, loading problems suck, everytime i check in, everytime even if it is five minutes later it always says over 2000 neighbours fertilized, wow 2000, dont even know that many people, nothing shiny either, but does that stop us junkys? no we play anyway , now thats what i called beeing addicted !!! funny and true, i will always play, except if my computer strikes
, but i have family, i would just play there then.
A real farmville junky will always find a way to play this game
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 2:02 am
I know them harvest times by hard?
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 2:54 am
#1 seems to be a healthy sign. It be great if this game influences Filipinos to see some future into agriculture. I’m not so close to that rule but I’ve been thinking of planting some fruits in my spare time once I’ve finished most of my projects.
So it’s #1 and #14 for me. Since I could never have my very own Pink foal. And it’s usually pink foals coming from me XD
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 3:22 am
Woah… I do 7 steps…….
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 4:03 am
To Rawa: I would love to add you, I, too, am addicted to the game and I like your posts on Farmville Freak. However, I went to fb and could not find you as Ramona Wale???? If you don’t want to post your like here, you can private message me on the farmville freak forum. My neighbors are great, but none of them seem to have any fun horses (so no chance of me getting different foals). I am level 51 and loving it!
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 4:08 am
I will let my boyfriend read this as he says I’m an addict. But officially, Iøm not since I only have 6 signs (and not 10, like is needed).
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 4:25 am
every conversation you have with your friends who play, you end talking about gifts to send, or new animals or trees.
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 4:30 am
You’re in the store and when seeing shears in a shelf you think to yourself: “Click ASAP or someone else will take them.”
And they weren’t even RED shears, they were green…
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 5:19 am
Haha, I totally wake up early and take care of my farm every day..
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 5:23 am
Only 2 of them are true for me…
2. You know by hard the harvest times of most of the crops (can I hear strawberries?)
12. You use to spend a couple of hours to design your farm and once you’re finished, you let all your friends know about it.
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 5:40 am
I have quite a few of those signs, OK all of them. Here’s a few more…..
#26 You know exactly when the next podcast will be released
#27 You really do believe that your friends are animated
#28 You tell your daughter “I was in labor for 12 hours with you and you can’t find the time to send me an egg everyday!”
#29 You bought overalls and rubberboots
#30 You are on FVF and reading this…….
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 6:07 am
I knew I was addicted when, after farming for about a month, every time I drove past a farm, or open field that looked like it could be a farm, I would look for the button on my steering wheel to shoo away the actual crows that were in the actual field…..following which, I would think about how to rearrange the actual fences……
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 6:24 am
ive done no. 8 many times… hahahaha … =)
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 6:34 am
I do wake up early and go straight to my farm, It is so addicting and fun fun fun
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 7:14 am
I fit 14. I definitely plant blackberries at night, wake up early and replant them before school. My mom takes care of them around 12 and I come home and replant, then again and again!
When I am in class and have nothing to do I sneak on facebook and claim eggs and fuel.
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 7:15 am
I would add that you are addicted to farmville if you created a farm for your dog just so you can have another farm to play with.
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 7:24 am
I’m actually from the real town of Farmville, so I guess that makes me a super fan.
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 7:53 am
My beloved Wifey, bless her heart, succumbed to the FarmVille addiction several months ago. She refuses to go to sleep at a decent hour. Instead she opts to stay up past 1am. “I just had to fertilize my neighbor’s crops!”. Dishes and laundry is piling up. Yes, crops need to be harvested, but so do dishes. Unfortunately, farmhands don’t to housework and you don’t get XP for collecting dirty underwear. I tried, really I did.
I wonder if FarmVille can send a Wandering Housewife for an overnight visit……
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 8:32 am
by “hard” should be by “heart”…hey, I’m a writer by trade.
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 8:44 am
Thought of a few more…..
You pray that today will be the day you finally get your very own FV Border Collie.
Looking at your real life Border Collie you realize she’s put on about 5 pounds.
You’ve gained 10.
You have stopped going to church and now worship the Zynga gods.
When the phone rings you answer with “Howdy Partner”
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 9:18 am
Hahaha not an addict!
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 am
#26 your internet crashed and you cant go on your farm so you check farmville freak everyday because its somewhat close to being near your neighbors. *tears*
#27 you still have great neighbors that know you love to provide cool gifts to everyone so they still send you links for FOALS. on your mobil device.
#28 you’ve begun to like your farmville neighbors more than your other friends on facebook, because the none farmville facebook friends just take up space in your news feed.
#29 you’ve thought about deleting all your regular friends and just keeping your farmville friends.
#30 YOU JUST OPENED A FACEBOOK JUST FOR FARMVILLE. <— I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT A LONG TIME AGO!
#31 YOU now have a budget for how much farmville cash can you spend on a monthly basis.
ADDICTED ADDICTED ADDICTED
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 10:02 am
Yes, I admit………….most of the above. I look at fences down town and try to figure out it they are picket or just white washed – I look at benches and say the coloring is just wrong – they need to be colored like in FV – have gotten by on less sleep because I have to send gifts first thing in the morning.
Husband threatening to pull the plug on my computer….
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 10:41 am
You get anxious at the thought of going on vacation, but realize they have Internet all over the world. Then you find yourself in a grimy Internet cafe in a foreign country, cursing because they don’t have a recent enough edition of Flash to play Farmville! You pay your Euros and stalk out, snarling, knowing everyone is thinking, “What is HER problem?”!! (But you can’t tell them what your problem is, because that would be, like, embarrassing.)
You get home and your farm is a mess, you’ve missed all the latest updates and fun, and it takes you two days to get everything back to normal. Meanwhile, friends with inferior farms have leveled up ahead of you.
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 11:05 am
this is me, i can’t stand facebook… rofl
#30 YOU JUST OPENED A FACEBOOK JUST FOR FARMVILLE. <— I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT A LONG TIME AGO!
Good one!
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 11:13 am
You also use mouse and pointer to “DRAG” the screen when you are not playing Farmville.
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 11:42 am
hey how about this one your internet goes down at midnight , so you take your lap top down the block in your car till you pick up someone elses internet….sit in the church parking lot harvesting …look up to see police officer asking “May I help you?” and I answered “no just finished harvesting my crops I can go home now…” he was lol when I left…..TRUE STORY…
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 12:02 pm
oh thought of another was joking with my kids the other night that i was afraid that Zynga would put out a SPCA…..(animal control) and fine me for my sheep being in an over populated area…lol mine are colors ran together they are so close together… yes I am a FV addict…now with returning to work….they are already teasing me at work….that my crops will grow without me checking on them….lol
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Based on that list I’m not addicted hehe. I’d say it was written by a younger person
Before the latest update to FB apps on iPhone, I was able to collect from collections etc and I did that while I was sitting at the waiting room at my doctors office. Unfortunately the new update won’t allow that any longer
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 12:26 pm
When you drive past a farm you want to rotate the animals so they all face the same direction.
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 1:23 pm
PODCAST COMING OUT TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 1:52 pm
“3. You fertilize your own mother every day.”
So wrong. It really need to be worded properly…since this is just a set up for many jokes. lol
Oh, and #15 (Moody) caught it as well.
Maybe we’re just the sick ones?
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 2:22 pm
OK, since I am an admitted addict, as are you all: Will there be a Friday night release of anything? They have done Friday updates in the past….I just felt like this week’s stuff was kind of disappointing (except I did like the nacho crop and toilet paper, both very funny and fun)……
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 2:22 pm
some of these are a bit extreme, like starting my own farm? lol, i hate farms, which is surprising that i ever got into farmville at all. but i read down the list and i got 7 of them which is less than i thought i would get lol, but still i don’t need tests to find out, i KNOW i’m addicted, i have come out of the denial stage lol ^_^
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 2:28 pm
OMG CO-OP FARMING IS HERE!!!!!
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Jaana,
You can still get collections, etc. on Facebook fromfarmville if you go into regular facebook on Safari!
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 2:34 pm
“3. You fertilise your own Mother every day.”
Ermm…I think this one was worded wrong… o_O
Anyway, I consider myself a FarmVille addict, since I agree with most of these steps!
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Thanks Jennifer, I just like my FB apps more. It was so convenient using that and sure got my gift box full quickly
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 7:39 pm
I actually tilled my real garden today and thought about virtual Farmville all the while. Now I am SO sore from tilling my real garden. Sitting at the computer working Farmville mostly just puts an annoying crik in my back.
Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 11:54 pm
You know you have it real bad when…..ready for this one ?????????? You go to the library on your lunch break to harvest and collect gifts. You would love to do this at work but don’t want to risk getting fired. The good news is, the library has a 30 min limit which means you won’t get lost in the game and two hours have gone by before you know it. The “time limit” gets me back to my desk before my lunch break is over.
Posted on April 3rd, 2010 at 12:01 am
Here’s another one on my mind. I already know what I’m going to ask for on my next birthday and for Christmas…….Farmville game cards. I hope they put them in the stores with all of the other gift cards, wouldn’t that be great? Oh my, I have it bad.
Posted on April 3rd, 2010 at 12:29 am
Yup I am a addict. I need to go out more tho… :/ I need someone who has a job started for co-op’s morning glory.
Posted on April 8th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
I just started playing Farmville a week ago and am only at level 15, however I fit almost all of the above symptoms already. My biggest problem is that I don’t know other people that play and so am unable to gift or receive gifts or fertilize. Is there a safe network for connecting with people who want to be neighbors?
Posted on November 2nd, 2010 at 1:37 am
Why am i here when i could be finding mystery eggs? (Blinks with blank look on face) :/
Posted on September 14th, 2011 at 10:10 am
I was also very addicted to farmville but my father strictly denied me to use that when he found that I can do whatever,i.e. I can lie, etc. just to harvest my crops.
You also forget to write that “You just logout and after 5 to 10 minutes you login again to see what happened.”
Posted on April 11th, 2012 at 9:42 pm
well my mom has you all beat shes lv 104 and she has 8 different profiles she uses for farmville she took over all three of mine and the reason i have three is because she took over the first one for farmville and so on. its worst then drug addict. please someone start a rehab center for farmville its gone to far. my mom isnt my mom any more