FarmVille Freak Cheryll’s “T’was the Night Before Christmas: In FarmVille” Poem
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It’s that time of year again! We love the holiday season and we especially love the Christmas-time holidays in FarmVille.
FarmVille Freak Cheryll sent us her version of T’was the Night Before Christmas- FarmVille style! Thank you FarmVille Freak Cheryll! We love showcasing FarmVille Freaks’ farms, artwork, videos, poetry, and all the other fun stuff that you create. If you have something that you’d like to see on FarmVilleFreak.com send an email to farmgoddess@farmvillefreak.com to be featured on our site.
While my hubby watched Star Wars for the 100th time!!!!!
….and my FarmVille would not post, I stopped and took out my frustration with a poem. My friends thought I should send it to Zynga, but, PFFTTT….I’d rather send it to you. So here is my version of T’was the Night Before Christmas. – FarmVille Freak Cheryll
FarmVille Freak Flying4life's Christmas 2011 Farm (Click to Enlarge)
T’was the Night Before Christmas: In FarmVille
T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house
The only sound was the click of my ‘mouse’.
Hurry, finish the harvests, the breeding, the quests,
For tomorrow arrives a house full of guests.
The household was peaceful, all asleep in their beds
But the quest wants more planting to push me ahead.
The pop-ups keep coming, a new costume, a cap,
More lumber, more begging… I’m needing a nap!
When out of the speaker there came such a clatter
I asked friends on my wall if they knew what was the matter.
I was frantically typing, my fingers moved like a flash
They were all saying that FarmVille was ready to crash.
A fourth farm? Quests, and buildings, and changing to snow
Aviary‘s, zoos, orchards were making it slow.
Find room for a pen, a buildable, lost deer,
I finally make room …a new popup appears.
I upgraded Google, downloaded new Flash,
Oh look there’s new horses, I need FV Cash.
More rapid than eagles the requests from friends came,
I clicked, and I sent out to every friend name.
More feed, water, nails, more logs, stones, re quests in,
(One more ram dud, and I’ll use him for sheepskin).
To the last of the quests and the posts on the wall
Now click away, click away, click away all.
Expansions, sync errors, gnomes, grab a tree,
Please help me to reach Level 3 Mastery.
The time is soon passing, my fingers they flew,
With the clicking of gifts and requests back for you.
And then, in a twinkling, I clicked the last roof,
The stable was finished right to the last hoof!
I poured some more coffee and watched for the next round
But from my speakers there came not a sound.
A pop-up was showing a new Golden Elf,
I smiled when I saw it inspite of myself.
“Merry Christmas from FarmVille” was all that it said,
I found myself wondering what quest was ahead.
I spoke not a word, but went back to the work,
Of planting and gifting, and I gave a shirk.
I planted my trees in nice even rows,
That’s when it happened….FarmVille froze.
I sprang from my chair, clenched my fist, gave a whistle,
My ‘click’ finger hurt like it hit on a thistle.
I was heard to exclaim as I logged out for the night,
“For Christmas dear Zynga, I want it done right!”
What’s your favorite part about the holiday season in FarmVille?






Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 9:12 pm
Loved the poem and so very true!
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 9:22 pm
awesome awesome….good job girl
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 9:29 pm
This is great! Thanks for sharing!
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 9:32 pm
Awesome!!
Just awesome… every detail, i thought it was just me- nice to know im not the only crazy one
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 9:38 pm
People bitch and bitch, but do you know they have some of the best customer service around. The last week alone they completed two quest for me and refunded me fv cash because of issues. It was sweet. People should be happy with the game or just stop playing.
xxxPat
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 10:15 pm
HAHA, oh my gosh, that is fantastic!
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 10:17 pm
Loved the Poem! Well done!!! <3
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 10:21 pm
I JUST LOVED IT, VERY INSPIRED, U DESCRIBED MY PAIN IN GRACIOUS WAY. ROSANGELA RESTREPO
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 10:30 pm
I love it, this is a master piece. Thank you for sharing.
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 10:48 pm
Love it!!
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 11:10 pm
THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 11:27 pm
Yay go Mom! Haha.
Posted on November 29th, 2011 at 11:45 pm
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 2:18 am
Very Clever! Enjoyed it!
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 2:40 am
That poem is worth farm cash,
I think all would agree.
But I have a hunch,
No farm cash you’ll see.
Unless by some chance,
Zynga spies on farm freak.
Then maybe you’ll get some,
By the end of the week!
Just know you made smiles,
On many of faces.
Farmers all over the world,
In hundreds of places!
And when the holiday comes,
As we all know it will.
May lots of gifts grace your inbox,
And give you a thrill!
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 2:55 am
loved the poem, brought a smile to my face but alas it is back to farming for me Happy Holidays
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 4:36 am
i like it.. but how do you get the customer service is great when i tried to contact them they charged my card twice and only got the cash one time … they wouldnt do nothing and never connected me back.. so how do i reach them
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 5:43 am
THAT WAS GREAT i LOVE YOUR DECORATING
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 6:40 am
Very cute poem! I must agree with others about the customer service being top notch! Somehow 15 of my farmcash went missing. I contacted them and was refunded double the amount, just for the trouble! How sweet! Try contacting Rogers, or Bell, or any other joke of a customer service idea out there and they wont do anything for you. Zynga is awesome, despite the few glitches they are working on improving for us!
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 9:03 am
This is so cute!!!!You did an excellent job!!!Will pass this on to all my farmville friends!!
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 9:19 am
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Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 9:26 am
Hahahaha… this poem made me smile and laugh, smirk and chuckle, shake my head and triumphantly agree with your very last line!!
Excellent job – love it!!
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 9:51 am
WOW, what a beautiful farm! And there’s even a sneaky UFO lurking about… ha ha, too cute!
FANTASTIC JOB!!!!!
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 9:56 am
BRAVO~~~~ Well done!
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 10:30 am
Fantastic poem, you definitely should have submitted it to Zynga! They may have rewarded you with FV cash, or used it to launch a new game instead of the Farm of the Week photos. Kuddos!
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 6:50 pm
All so true!!! Your poem is wonderful!
Posted on November 30th, 2011 at 6:56 pm
Nicely Done! Thanks, and Happy Holidays!
Posted on December 1st, 2011 at 2:31 am
Love the Poem…so true…but sometimes i hate all these quest they seem so out of reach at times and Geesh come one why does all the good stuff always ahave to bought with FV case???do they think we are all made of money? I love to play these games cause they are free and i can barely afford to pay for the internet so give me a break and let us use our coins to transfer into FV cash that would be great!!! It would also make it so much easier if ALL our gifts went to our out inbox on farmville would make it easier to except them quickly…I cant seem to keep up with the gifts and when i try they dont always ask if i have more YES or NO it just does its own thing and goes to the game…when i am ready to go to the game i would go there but not when i am trying to play catch up-lol…thanks all again LOVE THE POEM!!!
Posted on December 2nd, 2011 at 12:38 am
Ha! That is funny! You are very creative!
Thanks for the laughs!
Posted on December 2nd, 2011 at 7:24 am
I do like the poem!!!! and a Merry Christmas to all of you mates. =)
Posted on December 4th, 2011 at 11:44 am
This poem is so cute! It made me smile, and I can definitely relate! It’s great. Thanks so much for sharing! You should definitely share it with FV!
Posted on December 5th, 2011 at 8:02 am
Ahhhh Cheryll, you are genius my dear.