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FarmVille Freak Poetry Corner: Farmer Fred
Farmer Fred shared with us this poem he wrote about the initial resistance and later addiction that many people experience with this little game called FarmVille. Thanks for sharing Farmer Fred!
Looks like Mr. Poe is a bit distracted with FarmVille
Check out his poem below:
“Do your Facebook friends constantly demand- “You gotta start a farm!”?
They say things like, “Farmville’s fun…Don’t worry. There is no harm.”?
“Haven’t you yet?” They continually implore. After all, what are good neighbors for?
You think, “Gee. Do I really need to plow?”
“And how!” They say. “Absolutely you should…Quit messing around…Do it now.”
You say, “Too busy. No time. I can’t.”
They say, “It’s a craze taking over the world. Start now. You had better plant.”
Oh, by the way, you’ll also need friends to weed. And don’t forget, you must buy seed.
If all this info has you in a dither, there is no doubt…your crops will wither.
No time to plant, weed and hoe? Stand by your guns and Just Say, NO!
But sure as shootin’…There is no doubt…
You can’t escape…you’ll soon find out.
Just a matter of time, my FB friend, that your eggs are hatched; your goose is cooked,
You’ll find out one day you’re unavoidably hooked.
So say NO to Farmville. That’s my stern warning, you see…
Now I gotta go. My crops are calling me.”
(by FarmVille Freak Farmer Fred)
What should Farmer Fred’s poem be titled?
Tags: farmer fred's poem, farmville addiction, farmville freak poetry, farmville resistance
Posted on February 21st, 2010 at 9:44 pm
LOL This is awesome
Posted on February 21st, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Haha awesome poem
I think it should be called
FARMVILLE AGAINST MY WILL
Posted on February 21st, 2010 at 9:50 pm
FIRST!!!
Posted on February 21st, 2010 at 9:53 pm
There is an article about how virtual items have become a huge industry where you buy things with real money and it mentions farmville, isnt it enough that items cost farmville cash, do they have to charge a subscription too
Posted on February 21st, 2010 at 9:57 pm
Warning May Cause Addiction
Side Effects May Occur
Posted on February 21st, 2010 at 10:33 pm
@ #3
fail
Posted on February 21st, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Haha that was totally me. I was against FV and laughed and people that played it all the time.
Now I can’t get enough of it.
Posted on February 21st, 2010 at 10:56 pm
good poem. we have a pablo neruda in our midst.
idk what it should be called. but in case anyone needed screenshots of winter olympic items, i posted them in the winter olympic thread.
Posted on February 22nd, 2010 at 5:08 am
the call of the crop
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Posted on February 22nd, 2010 at 5:13 am
the title should be “get a farm”
Posted on February 22nd, 2010 at 6:05 am
i have just noticed while looking at my dairy barns, now one say’s fed one time by friends…. is this something new or is it some sort of glitch??
Posted on February 22nd, 2010 at 8:10 am
I’m Addicted To Farmvillle BIG TIME!
Posted on February 22nd, 2010 at 8:28 am
AHAHAHA, great poem. I am really addicted to farmville and i spend my time in front of the computer……………………..i need to get a life……………
Posted on February 22nd, 2010 at 12:45 pm
“Just Say Hoe”
Posted on February 22nd, 2010 at 4:46 pm
i put this on my facebook because it was so funny
Posted on February 22nd, 2010 at 5:07 pm
hahaha I love it!
so true
Posted on February 23rd, 2010 at 4:43 am
lol it should be titled i can’t excape
lol
Posted on February 23rd, 2010 at 10:49 am
I do not want green eggs and ham.