Farmville Freak’s FML, what’s yours?
Farmville Freak user “Holly” emailed me this Farmville related FML (eff my life). Whomever wrote this is definitely a Farmville Freak so I thought it should be mentioned and shared with all of you.
This is NOT Holly’s FML, she just saw it on the internet and shared it with us.
“Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son’s school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML”
What is your Farmville-related FML?
Please share your own in the comments section, but let’s keep them limited to Farmville.
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Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
my son asked for his pocket money… i asked him:”you take coins or FVs?!?”…
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Holly’s a dumbass
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Someone call CPS on Holly!
What if it were her in trouble and the police were on farmville not answering calls….
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
i dont really find that funny, i find that kind of upsetting actually…
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Invest in a bluetooth. Then you can talk and click your mouse at the same time.
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
i had football training ( i’m 12 years ) and it was at 17:30 or 5:30 PM.
i planted peas the other day that would be done at 17:40 or 5:40 PM, and i was thinkin’ : MY PEAS can’t be standing there fully grown. so when my dad asked me to come so he coulde drive me i said just wait let me harvest my peas first, but farmville had issues and i couldnt come in. an half hour kater my dad come in again, he said he’d been sitting in the car for ages now. i said just wait a few mins more. and then i couldnt go to training because i satyed home to wait for FV to work. my dad and trained got pissed when i telled the reason.
BTW i’m 13 years
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
This isn’t Holly’s personal FML she just saw it on the internet and shared it with us!!!
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
You people need to learn to read. She’s just sharing it with us, it isn’t her moment.
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
i turn my cell phone off so my friends wont call me so i can level up and adopt wild turkeys
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Erm… Your peas wouldn’t have withered. It would take 24 hours before they wither, so doncha think you should’ve went to training? That’s dangerous to let a game affect you so bad.
And wow at the freak who actually did that. Dang. I’d hate to be his/her kid! :/
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
My 5 year old was asking me to play with her last weekend, and I kept putting her off because I was in the middle of a farmville session.
Then I turned off the computer and played Barbies with her. I realized it was sad, pathetic, and stupid to blow off my kid, who was practically begging me to spend time with her, in favor of fake, pixelated squash.
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I added this site’s RSS to my feed so that I could learn about new farmville updates and cool farms that people have created.
I don’t see the point of this entry other than to show that people may be taking this game a little too far.
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Any crop withers within double time!
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
i was running home to play fv when i saw some money on the ground i was in such a hurry i misread the sign i thought it said a dollor but then my brother came in and yelled “look i found 50 dollars on the sidewalk” fml
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Last friday I was invited by a hotty to go to a movie and watch a movie at her house, I told her that I was farmvilling right now and we should do a raincheck. Only after finishing my farmvilling did I realize what I was jusy offered and passed up. FML
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I thought I was addicted. Now I realize that I am not one bit. Compared to these stories.
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
FML is the stupidest crap ever.
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
This is rather sad you know. Life happens outside of your living room people!
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
OK, people, do you really spend half an hour just harvesting, plowing and planting seeds?! I just use GridClicker! (it’s a program in which you adjust the size of your farm, number of rows and cols, then you click “Send Clicks” and you are done FarmVilling) Google “GridClicker v 0.3″ and go on with your life!
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Gosh, I am addicted to FarmVille but not that much!
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
That way, I have no FarmVille-related FML.
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I think I’m already an FV addict but hey not like these guys… I played every night while waiting for me to pick up my wife so its not actually interupting my real life but my sleep. I only sleep 6 hours a night since the 2-3 hours that I should be sleeping I am playing FV. I actually have 3 accounts including my wife which was easy at the beginning but now they’re all level 30 and up, I need to put more time so that they can level up. Good thing though I was able to write a script to do the clicking for me. It’s like the GridClicker that posted above. However mine is so easy and I just let it play by itself. I still have some bugs but once I got perfected I would probably share it.
What I was trying to do right now is to do timing and skipping so that I can skip my guy in the middle of my farm.
Interested of being my neighbor, feel free to add me.
Thanks and Happy farming!
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
well im not addicted anymore since that happened
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I added this site’s RSS to my feed so that I could learn about new farmville updates and cool farms that people have created.
I don’t see the point of this entry other than to show that people may be taking this game a little too far.
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
anybody needs neighbor? im level 42.
erenyilmaz85@hotmail.com thanks.
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
to the person who mentioned Grid Clicker above. I saw it on Facebook news feed today and downloaded the program. However when I click to send clicks I get a message the program needs to shut down because it encountered problems. Do you have any idea why it’s not working on my PC? Thanks!
Posted on November 16th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
@ Laurie.
This website features anything related to Farmville including Farmville related news pertaining to Farmville Freaks. There were no updates today, so we like to feature other things like this to keep the content fresh.
…and that is the point of the entry, that some people are taking the game too far or are addicted.
Who knows if this FML is even true? For all we know someone could have just made it up!
Posted on November 17th, 2009 at 1:15 am
im a dork. my friend told me that if i earn ribbons it helps me up levels quicker. and i wanted the farm house so bad but i was only a level 24 so i bought 156 hay bales to get the pack rat ribbon and 16 rest tents to get the architect ribbon i got the farm house and now i realize it isnt even that great haha. oh and if something is going to be ready to harvest during my sleeping hours i will set an alarm to wake up in time to harvest them. its gotten that badd!!!
Posted on November 17th, 2009 at 4:42 am
In the new banner where is the black chicken
Posted on November 18th, 2009 at 3:51 am
Farmvile FML…probably the time I didn’t finish my college paper in time because I was too busy fixing my farm to write. Then I went to sleep and woke up late for class.
Posted on November 18th, 2009 at 11:22 am
FML…the time my wife asked me a question about something to do with the new DAIRY building. I was distracted with something else and told her to go to Farmvillefreak.com to find the answer — only because I was not paying attention I accidentally told her to go to “farmfreak.com” — BIG MISTAKE !! Do not tell your wife to go to “farmfreak.com” !!! THAT is another game entirely. So always make sure to spell it correctly: FarmVILLEfreak.com. FML !!!
Posted on November 18th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
i was so happy for the first mystery box soo i bought it spending FV$15 to get a “PICNIC TABLE” FML i leave it on my farm to remind me not to fall for my bad luck ever again
Posted on November 21st, 2009 at 5:47 am
26th, The old version, 0.2 and 0.1, are very buggy. I suggest you downloaded the 0.3 version and if you did and the program still tells you that, you should try other “autoclicking” programs like AutoClicker. But before you do that, try to adjust the “Pause between Clicks” to at least 0,02. If you are level 22 or above, adjust it to 0,09, depending on your computer speed.
Posted on November 21st, 2009 at 7:31 am
Ohkay, so It was my birthday, and i sent like idk, 20 or 40 bucks on fv$, it sounds stupid, but thats ALL i wanted, so anyway, I finally got a surprise box , and in it was a villa ! like a villa ! lol, so anyway, to me, thats like winning the lottery, being the best person in the world, or something amazing like that, it went in my gift box, i went to click open to put it on my farm, my comp crashed, i turned it back on, all my fv$ was gone, and i had NO villa D: fml
Posted on December 8th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
I work for Child Protective Services. I was in the middle of harvesting my peas when I got a call about a negligent mother who was ignoring her child to play online. I got the name and found out, we’ll call her “H****” for this story, that she was actually on my Farmville neighbor list!
Well I reviewed what happened (her child was hurt at school so it wasn’t actually her fault) but when I got back to the office and found she sent me a stupid sheep instead of a present, I threw the book at her.
Seriously? The presents are only here until December 24th. The sheep will be here forever. And she could look at my tree and see it wasn’t full yet. So yeah, I hope they have internet access in prison and she can find some cellmates to add her cause she’s off my list.
Posted on January 1st, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Today, it is New Year’s Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML